gonzalez có nghĩa là
Gonzalez is a strong Hispanic last name, meaning "Of War"
So to hell with the haters!
- you know who this is
Example
I wish i could be a Gonzalez!!That Gonzalez is so fine!
gonzalez có nghĩa là
a name for any mexican who smokes weed
Example
Guy to friends: look at the mexican smoking weed!guy to mexican: hey gonzalez, pass the doobie.
Mexican: Ttt. hey foo', back away way..
gonzalez có nghĩa là
Danny is a youtuber and leader of Greg, the fastest growing army on the internet [don't look that up].
Example
Greg 1: Hey, did you see Danny Gonzalez's latest video?Greg 2: Hell yeah! I am truly Greg.
gonzalez có nghĩa là
A Latino “man” who constantly forgets everything, his keys, glasses, etc… According to tradition he must have his room and sink dirty and smelly at least 360 days of the year. In order to finish some of the excessive meals a Gonzalez would eat he must evacuate his bowls midway through the meal to expand the capacity of his stomach. The Gonzalez creature has been known to consume over 200 pounds of raw meat in a serving. You can tell you are dealing with a Gonzalez by his distinct smell which originates mainly from the foot area. It has been attempted to eradicate this smell with ultra-strength deodorizers however all attempts have failed [see skunk]. Gonzalez’s have not evolved to the point where walking on 2 feet is comfortable, the Gonzalez will frequently stumble or trip while attempting to move. A Gonzalez is able to drink an entire bottle of tequila in one night and remain sensible; however depriving a Gonzalez of even one hour of sleep can have detrimental affects to both coordination and mental capacity. A common belief of the Gonzalez is that God = 2k+1.
A Gonzalez is also handicaped when it comes to cooking meals. [re-heating would be a more appropriate term] Frequently the Gonzalez burns food while it is pre occupied with other things. This contributes to the dirty smell of his environment.
Example
Person: Hey Gonzalez do you have that pen I let you borrow?Gonzalez: Uhhmmm.... *30 min later and an upside down room* I found it!
Person: Forget something?
Gonzalez: My Key!!
Gonzalez: *knock* *knock*
Person: Gonz if that is you I am not openning the door, fuck off.
Gonzalez your shoes smell like shit!
Dude your room looks like a Gonzalez
Gonzalez you have to remember your keys more often, what is this like the 56th time you have forgotten them?
Man your shoes smell like a Gonzalez
Man that drunk hobo is walking like a Gonzalez [but smells better than a Gonzalez]
Yo my 4 year old brother gets laid more than Gonzalez
gonzalez có nghĩa là
A Latino “man” who constantly forgets everything, his keys, glasses, etc… According to tradition he must have his room and sink dirty and smelly at least 360 days of the year. In order to finish some of the excessive meals a Gonzalez would eat he must evacuate his bowls midway through the meal to expand the capacity of his stomach. The Gonzalez creature has been known to consume over 200 pounds of raw meat in a serving. You can tell you are dealing with a Gonzalez by his distinct smell which originates mainly from the foot area. It has been attempted to eradicate this smell with ultra-strength deodorizers however all attempts have failed [see skunk]. Gonzalez’s have not evolved to the point where walking on 2 feet is comfortable, the Gonzalez will frequently stumble or trip while attempting to move. A Gonzalez is able to drink an entire bottle of tequila in one night and remain sensible; however depriving a Gonzalez of even one hour of sleep can have detrimental affects to both coordination and mental capacity. A common belief of the Gonzalez is that God = 2k+1.
A Gonzalez is also handicaped when it comes to cooking meals. [re-heating would be a more appropriate term] Frequently the Gonzalez burns food while it is pre occupied with other things. This contributes to the dirty smell of his environment.
Example
Person: Hey Gonzalez do you have that pen I let you borrow?Gonzalez: Uhhmmm.... *30 min later and an upside down room* I found it!
Person: Forget something?
Gonzalez: My Key!!
Gonzalez: *knock* *knock*
Person: Gonz if that is you I am not openning the door, fuck off.
Gonzalez your shoes smell like shit!
Dude your room looks like a Gonzalez
You're such a gonzalez! you have to remember your keys more often, what is this like the 56th time you have forgotten them?
Man your shoes smell like a Gonzalez
Man that drunk hobo is walking like a Gonzalez [but smells better than a Gonzalez]
Yo my 4 year old brother gets laid more than Gonzalez
gonzalez có nghĩa là
A YouTuber that does commentary videos. He is a former Viner. Also, Danny makes music and goes by the name Young Face because of his supposed young face. There is an inside joke between him and Drew Gooden [the YouTuber, not the bAsKeTbAlL player] that they are the same person but are actually not. They are also friends with Kurtis Conner. I strongly urge you to become Greg for it is much better on the non evil side of the world. If you aren't Greg, then you are considered Craig. All Craigs are evil whether they know of Greg or not. All Gregs are blood related. Unless you are in a relationship cause that's grOss. To be truly Greg, you need to subscribe and turn on notifications to Danny Gonzalez. Join the fastest growing army [don't look that up], Greg by copy/pasting the url below and following the instructions above! youtube.com/user/ActualDannyGonzalez
Example
Random Craig: Why do you have such a cool sweatshirt that says Greg on it? Greg: Because bro, I subscribed to Danny Gonzalez and became Greg! It's so much better being Greg than a low-life Craig. Newly found Greg: Wow! You were right! I love being Greg! Thanks, bro.gonzalez có nghĩa là
The process of walking and squeezing your ass cheeks firmly together resulting in the shuffling of your feet. This process is orchestrated to prevent the escape of a giant turd or expolsive diairrea.
Example
I totally did the Shuffles Gonzalez allthe way the bathroom! Many Thanks Taco Bell.
gonzalez có nghĩa là
One of the best youtubers and he is really funny and post the best videos. Chances are if you searched “Danny Gonzalez” on the Urban Dictionary You’re probably truly Greg, just like me
Example
Sarah: Have you seen Danny Gonzalez’s new video about Dumb life hacksMe: hell yeah dude
gonzalez có nghĩa là
Battle Elf
Example
Gonzalez is a battle elf.gonzalez có nghĩa là
Danny Gonzalez, also known as Young Face is a youtuber, songwriter and a legal pumpkin. He's also legally allowed to leave. If you subscribe to him, you'll have your name automatically changed to Greg.